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It might've been the day you started laughing and shot mashed potatoes out of your nose on the lunch of that one girl. Or it might've been the week you and your manboobs were forced to bounce up and down the basketball court in gym. Whatever it was, something really tortured happened to you in junior high and you've never forgotten. Kind of selfish of you not to share, don't you think?

Strange sounds from the back of the classroom

My buddy used to get a rise out of the teachers by sitting in the back of the class and making a strange farting noise by rolling a pencil under a hard-cover book. The friction between the hardcover and the ridges of the pencil were what made such a strange sound and it never failed to get frustrated looks from the teacher.

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